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Published on February 11, 2007 By tawoods In WinCustomize Talk
I be startin this 'ere new adventure story of the Twisted Sister, she is a stout ship and tru' to tha wind. Last she sailed we foun' ourselfs stuck in the dreadin Triangle sailin' circles 'round ourselves due to a spaghetti incident an tha chart. We were makin' for the legendary  Stardock an all the riches and grandeur that abounds thar. Capt'n starkers did us proud to escape the Triangle and set us once agin to fair winds....

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on Feb 18, 2007
what be 'appenin wit tha one-legged duck.


...On yonder pond, that thar duck be swimmin' in circles
on Feb 18, 2007

Arrr, spouses - that's what there be shackles for arrrr....

That be where t'owd sayin' t'ball an' chain be commin' from...

Tip t'ball to Davy Jones an' she'll be a followin' sure enough   

on Feb 18, 2007
(me ducks as the cat-o-nine tails are aimed at Fuzzy's head by the females aboard)
on Feb 18, 2007
on Feb 19, 2007
(me ducks as the cat-o-nine tails are aimed at Fuzzy's head by the females aboard)




Hey fozzybear(troy) you better be watchin that the cat- o -nine tails dont slip and get you lol
on Feb 19, 2007
aye me matie, we females be expert shots!! Arggggg!! hehe
on Feb 19, 2007
(me ducks as the cat-o-nine tails are aimed at Fuzzy's head by the females aboard)


Me ducks, too....finking me wouldn' wanna be in Fuzzy's shoes right now.

He must'nt 'ave 'eard o' tha sayin' "hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn", temptin' fate like that thar.

aye me matie, we females be expert shots!!


'n don' I know it....still 'aves tha precision lash marks 'cross me rear ta prove it. Juss gotta make shure I keeps 'em comin'....tho I'll be shure ta avoid red flag words like wot Fuzzy used. Me loves a good whippin'/spankin'....but I places more value on me hide than ta tell mrs starkers she be like a ball n' chain.

on Feb 19, 2007
That be where t'owd sayin' t'ball an' chain




on Feb 19, 2007
Fuzzy, Fuzzy, Fuzzy...good luck
on Feb 20, 2007
Fuzzy, Fuzzy, Fuzzy...good luck


He's gunna need it....tha cat o' nine 'ave bin soaked in brine....Cindi's on tha warpath n' tha missus be doin' push ups ta bulk up tha muscles in 'er whippin' arm.
on Feb 20, 2007
tha missus be doin' push ups ta bulk up tha muscles in 'er whippin' arm.




on Feb 20, 2007
Cindi's on tha warpath n' tha missus be doin' push ups ta bulk up tha muscles in 'er whippin' arm.


Aaarrrggghhhh...its wurst than I be imaginin' it Capt'n
on Feb 20, 2007


Arrh! 'N' what manner a tall ship be this 'ere?! 'N' a right motley crew t'boot!

Might just be standin' by the guns when they heave to...
...not exactly the friendly-lookin' sort, save fer thet yarn-spinner on the chest...chest!
on Feb 21, 2007

Arrr me 'arties, wimin wit' muscles, just right for swabbing decks arrr

on Feb 21, 2007
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