Aye 'n' the Cap'n's one t'follow f'sure, thru all kinds of weather 'n' many an adventure. Only a Tasmanian'll come up w'the courses taken by th' Twisted Sister...

aaarrggghh seldom, the Capt'n be a good un fer sher if'n he can ev'r be torn away from his missus an the cabin antics

Arr...is it a press-gang we'll be needin' t' round up another crew?!

Aye, that be a problem....but 'opefully I'll find them thar handcuff keys n' 'scape 'er wikkid 'n debauched ways yet. Last night she whar tickin' I 'cross me nekkid bum wiv an orstrich feaver n' I near peed meself frum all tha larfin'.



I be a Queenslander now....shan't make any dff'rence, tho, us'll still make it ta Stardock in time fer tha Xmas party, if'n tha Doc can stay sober long enuff ta chart us a course that'll not 'ave tha 'elmsman suff'rin' frum vertigo.

tha missus n' I 'll be unpackin' n' settlin' in fer a week or so yet, but I'll try ta git meself on deck at least once a day ta see 'ow ye all be doin'

Oi' be thinkin' they all be hiding down in the bilge hehe (evil cackle)

But oi not be knowin' where mistress Jennifer be *innocent expression no 22*

Oh no!! Here we go again.

I be need'n a drink right 'bout now to 'elp with gettin' that thar image outta me head.

heres to ye Fuzzy an yer sherlack (misspelled on purpose, sehlat)

an Seldom, what be 'appenin wit tha one-legged duck...lmao

Yep!!!

Oh my, me too!!

Oh yes....tho it be more like 'still at it' than 'ere we be agin.



Me three.....make mine tea, white and a coupla valium instead o' sweeteners ta 'elp tha nighmare o' that thar sadistic treatment upon me person go away.

Must be spillover from a political thread...

Great t' see th' Cap'n and Mrs. Cap'n back 'n' in charge agin! Aweigh Ho!
Now who's got th' grog, a dottle fer me meerschaum, 'n' a fat prize t' be pickin' o'er?!

so Capt'n, would it 'ave been sadistic if'n she 'ad been usin' a diff'rent type of feather




...to Stardock me mateys

Now wot thread would that be...tha one whar thar be menshun of Stardock technology wot picks yer brains fer impure political thoughts?



Yep, fer shure....she took sadism lessons frum tha Marquis de Sade's book "Torturin' Thy Spouse". I be waitin' fer tha (much smaller) budgie feathers ta come out next, so's her can drag out tha torture even longer.